not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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