My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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