Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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