tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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