I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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