Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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