This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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