your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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