even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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