if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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