I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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