I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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