What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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