quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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