yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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