She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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