Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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