Banned from zoo.
Again?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
