I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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