oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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