can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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