absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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