There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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