so explain again why im purple
no
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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