Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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