We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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