So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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