dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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