I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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