He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was