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• (831): View more from California

  yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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• (626): View more from California

  you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fuck now we have to have sex

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  What?

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  In a bet, need to win

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• (562): View more from California

  it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.

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  I just wanted to decorate you...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Does this mean I have to put a bra on now

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.

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