I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I understand Curling. That high.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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