I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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