Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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