Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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