I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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