D3 body, D1 cock
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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