Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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