He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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