it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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