is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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