i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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