I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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