It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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