I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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