This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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