yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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