i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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