Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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