p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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