I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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