you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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