Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
they're like a gay fantastic four
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
