I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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