all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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