dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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