Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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